Halikum Salaam!
Welcome, welcome!
To make it easier for you to get around, we have put up plenty of signs.
We hope you find it helpful
Mahmoud here has been waiting at the BUS Camel STOP for three days
UPDATE: The service is unfortunately not very reliable!
After waiting for five days, Mahmoud had to give up...
We have also included this photograph of SOME of the people that will make your stay more comfortable ...
and of course to enable you to recognize them.
From left to right, your tour guide, her mother (protector of virtue) , the tour organizer,
your translator and her mother.
your translator and her mother.
You will be requested to wear the abaya, but you are not obliged to wear the hijab.
You are discouraged to wear a 'fake tan' like Ms Hilton here...
for obvious reasons.
for obvious reasons.
Of course, what you wear under your abaya, is none of our business.....
We have developed 2 very different Holiday Packages to cater for your pocket.
And with the current value of the Saudi Riyal, you'll get excellent value for your money!
And with the current value of the Saudi Riyal, you'll get excellent value for your money!
PACKAGE 1:
Accommodation: A luxuriously appointed Bedouin tent where you'll be the guest of a local Bedouin Family.
Transport: Camilla will be at your disposal.
Please do not attempt to bribe her with carrots as she develops severe indigestion,
which Abdullah (seated) is sure to remind you of.
Transportation to and from the airport, as well as any city excursions will be a roomy and very
There will also be
Facilities may include the usual, boring old bathrooms,
but we suggest that you should be more adventurous and try out some alternatives as well...
but we suggest that you should be more adventurous and try out some alternatives as well...
No, That is NOT the bathtub!
All meals are included and will consist of a variety such as dates and... well ...
whatever we can find.
Additional entertainment:
The desert sunsets ...
and sunrises...
... are absolutely spectacular!
Shopping at the local souk...
and sunrises...
... are absolutely spectacular!
Shopping at the local souk...
It could be excessively diverting to actually be SOLD at the slave souk...
Who knows what the results may be!
Price:
The all inclusive price of SR 25 per day, including the petrol/fuel.
(Saudi Riyal)
PS.If you are considering selling yourself at the market, you should pay up front please.
PS.If you are considering selling yourself at the market, you should pay up front please.
This is a win win situation for both of us as, at the current price of 40 halalas per liter of fuel, WE should be making a neat little profit!
This brings us to the last option
PACKAGE 2:
Someone to run your errands...
and the bath water...
Eat as much as you like of our calorie-free food!
We encourage you to do NOTHING...
but RELAX, READ, whatever your heart desires.
This is a holiday for the senses, re-awaken them!
Do Yoga in the garden...
Take a stroll...
Admire the wild life
Join us for a light lunch...
Spend the afternoon at the beach...
Read...
Or just watch the world drift by...
Explore the beautiful Red Sea...
Swim with the fish...
Enjoy High Tea with some famous people...
Later, a quiet Al fresco dinner...
Or dress-up for something more formal...
Price: All inclusive price of SR12000.00 per day.
We know this is a bit pricey, but the good news is that you only pay 1/12 of the price!!
That's right!
1/12
Since this is a 1/12 world!
Now, please book your preferred choice...
We are awaiting your arrival.
Ma'a SALAMA
Thank you to our gracious host, Colleen, over at D DNA!
I have had a wonderful vacation so far and I am happy to receive you all.
Haven't you also had some great 'stopovers' so far?
PS. Even though I am poking a little 'politically-not-correct' fun at my host country:
I have spend many happy years here (more than a decade)!!!
This is definitely a society where families are valued and children are loved.
It is a great place to bring up children.
I have the highest regard for their dedication towards their religion
and the utmost respect for the changes they are making.
Nowadays, you are lucky to see real Bedouin tents
or families still roaming the desert for grazing for their animals.
Pick-up trucks with a camel though are seen... often!
The Red Sea is simply amazing!
There is a button souk, a tent souk, a toy souk, a gold souk, etc etc.
There is definitely NO slave souk!
Oh, and what you wear UNDER your abaya is really your business...
But it should also REMAIN your business